Ummm...

"We are all God's creatures", but lord..some people forgot your copyright stamp and became the product of their enviornment. Friday night me and the homie went to my old high school's Homecoming, and tell me why I witnessed some "in your face" fuckery. First thing I thought was "OMG..I MUST GET A PICTURE SO I CAN POST IT TO TWITTER", but when I noticed my wack ass camera wouldn't zoom I resulted to more avasive action. My sister's friend had her iphone with her (silent celebration), so I asked to borrow it so I could take a picture *side eye*. My big tall ass was trying to be a ninja in disguise & snap the pic without her noticing. At some random moment I found a way to snap the pic (soon as my team went for a touchdown); After about 10 shots, I said "fuck it" and just stood over her head and took the picture. Am I ashamed? Hell no.. with that being said.. photo time..





*MAJOR FUCKING SIDE EYE* um.. lil girl.. well she's not EVEN a little girl, so she will be held accountable for all of her actions. This includes: The purple jacket, the gold coin earrings from Sonic the Hedgehog, the combination of gel//grease//and being dry all in 1 hair style, and last but not least - the purple piece of weave you have for your bang *bitch say what?*. *Sigh* unfortunately it doesn't stop here.

I was browsing durty mo's site (you know you dead azz wrong.com), and damn if I didn't roll up on a picture that had me DYING. With THAT being said..on to fuckery at its finest #2. Now, um..you lil kangatang ass boi u! From the skin-slim cut, down to the braids with beads on the ends (including but not limited to your beard) YOU ARE NOT RIGHT! As a young lady I know would say, "HE'S GIVING US FACE!". I hope he knows he's not snagging any oxtail (ass) with that hairstyle.. I mean, if thats what he likes *kanye shrug*.

I blame beyonce AGAIN

So as I sit here snacking on Halloween Oreos and watching Oprah, I noticed that I haven't blogged in forever! I usually blog when there is some kind of drama going on in my life so it can take my mind off things, but I've been out of it lately. This time around, I still don't have anything interesting to talk about (like I EVER do), so with that being said.. ON TO YOUTUBE TO POST MORE FUCKERY! Now, as long as youtube has been around (and yes bitch, this is ANOTHER youtube post) I have never seen the level of fuckery that I seem to be experiencing now. Anywho..on with the video..

Now um... lil boi.. *side eye* I have nothing more to say, NOTHING AT ALL! (I did laugh when he said "Sasha Sasha" lol -smh-)

um..ok .. I officially am starting to question my love for YOUTUBE

So many questions... not enough time. Somebody, anybody ..help me understand. Now, there is nothing wrong with a group of boys dancing to anything "Beyonce", but I think I drew the line when they were prancing around in little shorts doing the butt slap to please an audience. What kind of freaky ass people they have over there teaching these kids to do that?... On another note, for their age, great execution of choreography I guess?... So many damn questions. 

Chris Brown and Rihanna.. in Diddy's Mansion?

So um… yea! To start this post off on “my” positive note, I will say I don’t pass judgment on any celebrity/normal person for whatever situation they happen to get themselves into simply because “CELEBRITIES” are also human and are prone to a heap of mistakes. I just have two questions… IF and only IF Chris Brown beat you down like he did, why in THE hell did you take him back? Secondly… since they are supposedly back together.. DIDDY (aka Sean John..or Sean Puffy Combs) how in the hell did you manage to weasel your attention thirst havin ass into this situation? Is there something you're not telling us diddy? Did you sneak up to the Lambo and slap Rhianna ass up a few times and fleed the scene like a young black Caspian? Yes?.. No?.. ok, So that takes us back to how did you get into this. Diddy, why in the hell are they staying in YOUR mansion in Florida? Sean John not doing so good? lol this dude..


Every time someone repeatedly talks about the situation, I look at this picture and laugh! I say.. don’t judge either or, because we surely don’t know what happened…and on the other side… WHO GIVES A SHIT!!! ITS JUST CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA!.. not Emmanuel Lewis and a monkey (that would of been more entertaining). I’m hungry people! someone offer some suggestions..

wdf did I EVER do to you?

tr.v. an·noyed, an·noy·ing, an·noys

1. To cause slight irritation to (another) by troublesome, often repeated acts.
2. Archaic To harass or disturb by repeated attacks.





I'm in a situation that seems refutable because of this whole "recession" nonsense. I must say, I have never been so bothered by one human being in my life! Is it wrong to think of our parents as martians? Over the years they go from pretty bad to worst and you're left thinking "How could it POSSIBLY get worse than this?". Growing up has always been a "situation" for me; I never really knew what it was like being a kid. Me and my mother clearly never got along, and I surely couldn't say "well..fine, I'll just go live with dad" cause I don't know where in the hell he is. Outside of my mom, my papa knocked up about 5 more women bringing into this world 2 little boys and 1 girl making 7 of us (maybe he's dodging child support payments?).

Now, back to the issue.. I've never gotten along with her due to some issues in the past, which helped with my decision to go off to school. I ended up graduating college,but by not immediately finding a job in my field I had to move back home. What better way to demonstrate that we don't get along than with an example! Example: (I'm currently very ill, it hurts to walk..so if I'm not going to the bathroom or fixing MYSELF something to eat to take with my medicine, then I don't make the extra trips) My mom is a coal-miner, she feels as though someone has to be up every morning fixing her lunch and preparing her clothes (for 1 I am not your husband and you too are not disabled), so when your awakened at 4 am she feels you need to have a kool-aid smile on your face (like honestly, why would I smile when you just woke me up at 4 am to do something when I can BARELY walk). In the midst of trying not to hurl, she hauls off into this whiny banter about how no one wants to help her,or do anything for her without making her feel bad and blah blah. Me, being the person I am, didn't bother to entertain her unnecessary antics and she got mad. She flips out, and started throwing this tantrum, saying things like "that's ok, I'll remember this" calling me a fuck up and yelling left and right; I'm looking like, "Do you HONESTLY think I give two less flying fuck sacks about you being mad AFTER you just got done calling me a fuck up...not to mention waking me up at 4 am to do something to for YOU?" its like...foreal, are you fucking kidding me?? you serious?? This is what I deal with on a daily basis! You talk to your friends for advice and you kind of get tired of hearing the same ole thing.."everything will be alright, don't worry about it"; Sure, I'm really convinced of that, when she's been the same way for 14 years..yea right! If I say anything out of line, that jeopardizes my living arrangements, if I DON'T say anything I will continue to be annoyed. Man, I tell ya, if she was just a regular bitch on the street...OMG...it would be so on......